No, not convincing at all. That’s why they go after children with this bs at the youngest age possible. It was fucking terrifying when I was around 11 or so and started accepting that I didn’t believe anything they told me at church.
Careful, non-believers. Don’t want to be branded a hair-etic.
In the name of the father, the son and the wooly spirit.
Can’t be branded a hairetic if I just don’t believe…. That would be a balding lost-one.
For a moment, I thought this was a cryptid instance and briefly wondered what level of crazy believes that Bigfoot will put you in the ground if you don’t believe in him.
it is, and she WILL put you in the ground.
There’s a cryptid instance?!
No, just cringey memes.
I like this version of bigfoot who hunt and mauls doubters.
That’s wothy of a movie
Heretic. Nessie of the Loch Ness is the one true God.
Checkmate
Wait, but do we have a novel book that PROVES he’s real and sent his son to die for humankind sins??? Do we??!!!
Where’s Bigfoot’s book
Im pretty sure Roko’s Basilisk is the modern take on Damnation Jesus.