What a horrible day to have genitals.
As a pussy haver. What the fuck
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The requeefining.
I’d rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
im with everyone here. what the fuck
Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should’ve seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.
Next time take a shit.
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Ok I guess we both have it bad
I think I’d rather have my junk hanging outside my body than to have a fart do a 180 on me
This is an excellent advertisement for bottom surgery: I want to have experienced both.
That’s too much power one person can hold
Well. That was definitely something.
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The dreaded double dutch
What the fuck
Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?
I’m trying to have my dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl.
Technically if you get a fistula you can shit out of your dick.
I wish I didn’t know that, and yet I do.
professional woman here:
i fucking hate it when my dick touches the bowl >:(
I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!
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Had both.
Don’t recommend either.
As a trans woman, both suck yes.
If you’re not gonna tell us which is worse, what’s the point of life?
Definitely the fart one. Feels so weird and gross. The other one was just kinda gross and cold/wet feeling, but you could ignore it.
You are qualified to tell which is worse
