Y’all ever buy that pre-mixed stuff at the store? Holy shit.

aw gosh I never realized I could fantasize about a second one 🫠
Not always true. Give me regular milk or give me water. Never had any interest in chocolate milk.
By regular you mean human, right? Sure would be weird to drink the secretions from other animals’ udders.
HERETIC!
Yes, and I do so lol But now I’m of the age where the second fantasy has to stay a fantasy or my fantasy of still fitting into my pants will be what remains a fantasy…
Hell yes
Can confirm, though 'tis the season to start temporarily substituting eggnog for the choccy milk.
You skipped Apple cider season!
Anybody else sees an optical illusion in which the right-hand glass is tilted to the left?
Not me, but I could reasonably qualify as not a man.
Put 4 shots of espresso in them then yes.
That’s why I order a mocha. It’s chocky milk and no one can accuse you of not being an adult.
1 man 2 cups
I buy a gallon of whole milk and when it is about half gone I’ll buy a half gallon of chocolate milk and pour that into the gallon container. I MADE a gallon of chocolate milk.
More milk per milk
Unlike the fat-free milk.
Milk is fat suspended in water. So is fat-free milk fat free fat, or milk free milk?
And the third wish: Hoping the tummy ache goes away fast because you just drank way too much choccy mjölk
Damn lactose intolerance
Worth it though for the tjøccy mjölk
Try oatmeal “milk”, sometimes I like it more than bovine secretion.
Oh there deff are products out there that beat milk. I used to drink chocolate soymilk. Upsides: it genuinely tastes delicious (depending on the brand) and it’s a lot easier on the tummy.
tjoccy mjölk :(
but u need the choccy mjölk to wash down the câke!
(happy cake day!)
I’m definitely known to dabble in some chocolate milk

Heck imagine three glasses of chocolate milk
I don’t live alone so this would be inhumane.















