My browser life sim stopped sending crash reports one day and I figured it was just throwing too many errors. Spent a while staring at that.

It wasn’t even this game. Another game of mine on the same Cloudflare account had an alarm going off every 5 seconds, and every time it scanned a table with no index. The free read quota (5 million rows) is shared across the whole account, so that one alarm ate all of it and three services went down at once

Two indexes and pruning anything older than 90 days sorted it. Kind of embarrassing how long I looked at the error count when the problem was the quiet thing in the background

The life sim is One Life: Reborn Simulator, I’m the one who made it