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Santa vs Satan who is permitted to deliver my Boyo a hot pink Christmas beatle?
a hot pink Christmas beatle?
If this is a euphemism for a butt plug then I think you’d be the most appropriate giver. Otherwise, it’ll depend on their specific kink as to whether Santa or Satan should seduce them with such delightful playthings
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Cheers
Oh wait
This is my first week in this job where I have actually worked full time. I have a couple of assignments left for uni and then who knows what I am doing.
Congrats Low 🎉
Maybe I’m being a puritan but maybe 7/11 shouldn’t be running ads for a massive caffeine overdose
A heart attack in liquid form
If you mix it all together and shotgun it you can see quantum superpositions
Oh actually that sounds rad af tbh
Yeah that’s going too far.
Yikes!
photo dump
White privilege is being spoken to buy Authorised Officers about fare evading, and being allowed to tap on then and there.
My pasty European skin has saved me from a fine I can’t pay. Thank you ancient ancestors who migrated north out of Africa.
Caught a vline last week, used a debit card as my Myki - I kid you not, the conductor/ticketo saw it fail to scan and said “beep”
You’re allowed to use your privilege.
With this power comes great responsibility, as it can easily corrupt even the most progressive of white cunts
Yeah they like to form a fucking circle around yours truly.
Not ok! The travelling in packs thing isn’t as safety vs intimidation as they claim
Because they’re cunts who couldn’t make it past the police psych test and need to feel superior over someone else
I take ages to find my shit on purpose. May as well buy some time for others to flee lol
I use it through my android wallet and always experience some additional technical issues(like accidentally selecting another card, or my NFC being turned off)
That wonderful moment when you come across a Youtube video that completely rewires your vocabulary
gah, the cheap coursera is not available in Australia
try a cheap VPN?
gmta, I tried TOR
but I would be paying in AUD and no Aussie residents allowed
Fucking phone has age blocked me! No bloody way am I scanning ID
Shit they’ve blocked my Fet account too!
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is it the apps you use because I’m not seeing anything like that
I clicked on a naughty link from the OtherPlace and got forbidden
I’ll just say I’ve always been a torrenter and haven’t noticed an issue
Where is this naughty link so I can avoid it?
Anything from redgifs is blocked :(
spoiler
Add this to your uBlock “My filters” tab:
! Disallow REDGIFs geo ||api.redgifs.com/v2/geolocation^$allYou pulled through for a sister 🙏
In more ways than one
I once followed someone’s profile and that’s when I discovered reddit has porn. I was disgusted for 2 hours.
Only 2 hours? Rookies numbers lol
asking the real questions
Or if I do accidentally stumble across it I could re-enact it in emojis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqTd-iEu5KM
Live stream of the sinking of the USS United States. Interesting to see.
Hey hey. Rock on YB 🤘
Interesting night
I woke up to Bill yelling and hurling himself against the glass back door. There must have been a another cat or a possum out there. I closed the blind and closed the inside doors.
and I saw all the red back spiders that had come out of corners in the dining/kitchen
Somebody in my complex just got McD breakfast delivered by a guy in faux fur pimp coat
What does it say about the state of the country when even pimps need a side hustle tsk tsk
Pimping ain’t easy
Beep Beep 🚚
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fried or steamed?
I’m feeling a little bit fancy today. Lets go with steamed.
Can I get one of the Japanese style egg sandwiches?
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May I please have a cheese & pineapple croissant
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Toasted I hope?
Either or. Just no halfway, sweaty cheese is an abomination
sweaty cheese
And now I’m gagging
Fully agree. Rock that pineapple on pizza vibe!
Hello Chef! Could I have some overnight oats with chopped kiwifruit on top please.
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🕛🌾🥛🥣Thanks chef, delicious as always.
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So I thought this was a little spaceman, because it’s so small on my screen.
Pleasantly surprised that it’s a jellyfish!
It could potentially be a space jellyfish. There is no proof that such a creature does not exist.
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