This is one of the few conspiracy theories I have to back because it’s just so cool conceptually
We already talk about not letting out the magic smoke. What do you think makes the smoke magic? That’s right, dark forces bound to our bidding.
They’re not demons, we simply trapped some lightning and forced it through some
runescircuits using ourincantationsprogramming. It’s all perfectly mundane and not at all worth burning anyone at the stake.Well, actually, some of them really are daemons.
They’re not daemons, they’re background processes. And don’t mind the circuit boards that resemble mouths screaming in eternal agony forever trapped in silent slavery in an inescapable copper maze. It’s just coincidence, probably.
Good thing we got rid of the modems that let them to vocalise their screams.
