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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

I wonder if the bun stabs you?

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I wonder if the bun stabs you?

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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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    That is definitely made from venomous headcrabs.

  • Cattail@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t that just the nasty patty from SpongeBob

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    Novelty food in colors we relate to “disease and fucking death” are just not gonna be a winner.

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    Got curious about how they’re making that hair so realistic, so I did some checking and it turns out they’re using my biweekly ball shaving drops. Sorry guys, I shoulda been more careful with my biohazards.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@midwest.social
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    oh, do one shaped like poop next 💩

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    Nasty Patty-ass looking sandwich

    Gross cartoon food

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    please tell me what those hairs are, I want to sleep tonight

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    For a moment the disgusting bun distracted me from how disgusting the rest of it looks. Who wants a wet burger? Ew.

  • Yucky_Dimension@lemmy.world
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    It’s for fake health inspectors only.

  • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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    The things a Chinese spy would gobble for tech secrets.

    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Presumably, it’s easier when they’re sliders.

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    “Only” $15. That’s the real horror

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      Could be Aussie dollars, cunt.

      Then it’s only £7 or so

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        Oy, fuckin listen, ya fuckin dozy cunt

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    Why is it hairy? WHY IS IT HAIRY???

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Because testicles are hairy.

      • MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk
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        No, my son. The scrotum is hairy.

        • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Give him time. He’ll discover that soon enough on his own.

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      Jfc. Next, you’ll want to know why we use a large spider thorax instead of a bun. There’s just no pleasing you people!

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        I haven’t laughed that hard all day. Needed that.

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      Fruiting bodies

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    That looks disgusting, I’ll take two

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    I don’t want to be around anymore

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