tarsisurdi@lemmy.eco.br to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaignwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1247arrow-down1external-link‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaignwww.theguardian.comtarsisurdi@lemmy.eco.br to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square31linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareMostly_Gristle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up103arrow-down2·edit-21 year agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I poop on company time
minus-squareKnow_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62arrow-down2·1 year agoBoss makes a thousand, you make a buck. Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
minus-squareKalkaline @leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down3·1 year agoCEO pay is 344 times the average worker’s, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form. Sorry, I don’t have a cutesy rhyme.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down1·1 year agoBoss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.
minus-squarePrison Mike@links.hackliberty.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.
minus-squaretacosplease@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoWe’ll workshop it on the way to the office
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·1 year agoI say I’m sick, boss doesn’t care That’s why I squirt a shit all over his chair
minus-squareConsole_Modder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down2·edit-21 year agoBOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
minus-squarekirk781@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-21 year ago poop on company time Amazon intensifies
minus-squarelemmydividebyzero@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoHopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles…
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.
Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
CEO pay is 344 times the average worker’s, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.
Sorry, I don’t have a cutesy rhyme.
Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.
I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.
We’ll workshop it on the way to the office
I say I’m sick, boss doesn’t care
That’s why I squirt a shit all over his chair
BOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK
NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
Amazon intensifies
Hopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles…