Once upon a time one kept drug trips private.
Absolutely would that this guy is being treated seriously by, admittedly the dumbest, mainstream news network
Is “Heaven” the name of a gay bar near his hometown by chance?
Sure, why not? It’s all the same anyway.
I’m not saying the guy is into beastialty; but fucking hell.
The new Mr Hands.
Don’t google it if you don’t want to be emotionally scarred.
I think he thought he was “fucking heaven”
Drugs are bad, mkay?
Article says he was skateboarding, landed on his head and woke up from a coma 18 days later.
Sure drugs are bad, but so is skateboarding with out a helmet
^^^^ Worst thing that can happen is you survive the accident. Wear your fucking gear, or don’t ride at all.
It must not have been that great since he came back and all.
Equally as likely as any other description.
Good thing he took a photo, or no one would have believed him:

A chariot fit for the queen of queens.
Your most annoying friend describes dropping acid for the first time.
Doesn’t anyone think 6ft is kind of small, I mean it’s practically a pony.






