Jokes aside, I’m really impressed with Lemmy. It’s like taking a step back in time where people actually interacted with each other even if it’s dumb jokes or stupid pictures (which I put some of my own on here).
We should try to preserve what we enjoy what brought us here. It may be digg, gamefaqs, reddit, newsvine, or whatever faded into the past.
i fucking love titties

But yes, I’m a boob girl
What an impeccable combination of image with username
Thanks I felt compelled to make it myself

imma need some links
Here

Those are all excellent links, bravo!
Can I get a quick rundown?
Remember beans? And corn? This is like that, but way less unpleasant to make meme nsfw content for. I mean beans are beans, but everybody likes a tiddy, especially a soapy one.
Yeah but I already had a corn dildo, now I have to go out of my way to find a soapy titty dildo. I’d use the real thing but I’m not nearly flexible enough

Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it’d be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.
And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever done

… Okay that’s one of the prettiest dildos I’ve ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I’m struggling with… like… why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?
Oh absolutely, the fact that it looks so good is part of what drew me to it (in addition to being the sort of broke student who’d rifle through the sex shop clearance bin). But yeah why it was made is baffling. Like, it’s too nice to be a joke product, you’d go with that jelly material for that… Idk, maybe some people just like the idea of fucking corn
Ok, and now I’m kinda wanting some artsy glass dildos in the same way you’d get with fancy bongs and cannabis pipes…
Yeahh, I’d love to find fancy lampwork toys! These are the fanciest I’ve found and… They are lacking a bit.

Tho the tentacle is pretty fun.
Yesterday sombody posted a POV meme about having to commute while their SO could be soaping up in the shower. People are now clowning on it.
link? or do you remember which instance/community and i’ll go try and find it myself
It wasn’t anything explicit but this was the post that started it.



