Keep it silly though

    • Clay_pidgin
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      67 months ago

      That’s pretty impressive actually. Good use of scaling the pic.

      • ALQ
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        I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

    • @[email protected]
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      Console cheat codes

      Tomater Brainer

      picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))
      

      Tomato minigun

      for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
      

      Slow-mo tomato

      for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
      

      I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.

      Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)

      • @[email protected]
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        17 months ago
        OptiTomato

        Optimized tomato sauce

        for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
        

        Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)

        picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
        

        Tomato cleaner

        let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);
        
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      57 months ago

      Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.

  • konalt
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    tomato website where you can throw tomatoes on a photo. website with tomatoes

    • @[email protected]
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      This would especially be great if one could upload their photos but if you decide to include a few of your own please add a photo of trump.

      Bonus if you make an easter egg where when you throw one tomato at trump it doesn’t apply a tomato effect and instead changes to the picture of him being shot.

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    Make one that just says you’re wrong. Then we can always go “Oh yeah? Well this website says you’re wrong”

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        Oooh maybe it could take in a name as query parameter so it would say “Sorry [name], you’re wrong”

      • @[email protected]
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        Intermittent You’re Wrong

        let k = 1;setInterval(() => { var h = document.getElementsByTagName("h" + k)[0];k = k == 1 ? 6 : 1;let nh = document.createElement("h" + k);nh.textContent = h.textContent;h.replaceWith(nh) }, 500);
        

        DVD You’re Wrong

        let b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];b.style.background = "#000";b.style.height = "100vh";let t = document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0]; let xa = 1; let ya = 1;let x = 0, y = 0;t.classList.remove("col");t.style.position = "absolute";setInterval(() => { var bp = b.getBoundingClientRect();var w = bp.width;var h = bp.height;if (x > w || x < 0) xa = x > w ? -1 : 1; if (y > h || y < 0) ya = y > h ? -1 : 1;x += xa;y += ya;t.style.top = y + "px";t.style.left = x + "px"; }, 5);t.style.transition = "color 1s";let fc = () => { return parseInt(Math.random() * 155) + 101; };let c = () => { return "rgb(" + fc() + "," + fc() + "," + fc() + ")"; };setInterval(() => { t.style.color = c() }, 1000);
        

        I gotta say that I loved the DVD result

  • @[email protected]
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    417 months ago

    Website where you click a catboy to make him spin, and the faster you click the faster he spins

  • NickwithaC
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    367 months ago

    A page that just says “Made you look” and a visitor counter.

  • ALQ
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    Since everyone here is obsessed with tomatoes, I suggest a site that has the visitors vote on whether it’s a fruit or a vegetable, and then just redirects to a dancing tomato instead of the results.

    • @[email protected]
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      57 months ago

      I prefer clean room to dirty room, so I clean room. Thankfully, this is true even when I am depressed.

  • @[email protected]
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    167 months ago

    A website where you are shown 3 images of three different writing pens. You are tasked with guessing which pen is the most expensive.

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    167 months ago

    pull a random image from imgflip and a random text from `fortune-mod’, add it as caption and post the result when you click a button.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      I’m not quite sure how that could be done…

      I can’t modify the contents of other websites embedded as iframes. The other option would be to make a request in my server and modify the content and then pass that, but then I’d be hosting an unsecured proxy which I don’t want to do.

      The only good way to do this would be with a browser extension, which I haven’t got a clue on how to create. :/

      • Beacon
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        You could do “spooky vision” from South Park

  • Cattypat
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    147 months ago

    tomato. tomato website. website with a tomato on it.