Pro tip: Use the cheapest bags to maximize plastic consumption!
Meat = body parts, so techinically not even a joke.
I know the joke is human parts…
“By hamburgers in bulk and flatten”
Just buy some mince and learn how to cook
Who has time to cook when there is prostitute murdering to be done?
Learning to cook prostitutes, tell you when I’m done?
Had to look this up, because I’d seen it before but didn’t want to accuse Americans of being crazy without proof:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hamburger
1 a: ground beef
1 b: a patty of ground beefThe meme says singular “hamburger”, so it makes sense that they meant it in the ground beef sense. Every other dictionary starts with “a patty of ground beef” by the way, so it seems to be an American peculiarity.
Americans… answer why. This is not on.
I don’t know what to tell you guys, hamburgers are made of hamburger, and mince sounds gross.
I kinda do this with turkey
Goes on sale after big holidays, and I buy 5-8 whole tuekys for like $1/lb. Portion them all and freeze them. It replaces chicken for the entire year.
Do you portion it raw or cook first?
I haven’t tried to butcher a raw turkey before, but the idea is tempting.
Flattening also means that you can thaw the beef quicker when you want to cook … and in terms of body parts, it’s better to use a barrel of acid to dissolve the evidence.
Do you know how expensive a whole barrel of acid is?
Cheaper than trying to hide body parts for longer than a week … why are we discussing what to do with human body parts?
…no reason.
Which reminds me, I have to go clean my freezer … and check on my barrel of acid.
Honestly a superior storage idea.
You should not freeze raw minced meat. Fry it first.
I think technically if you can get it from a butcher minced that day, you should be good to freeze it on the same day
Not so much supermarket mince
Sure, if you don’t plan on feeding it to your victims…
