• @[email protected]
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      184 months ago

      Ctrl C + Ctrl V

      ChatGPT: You are a time traveler stuck in steampunk 3067 England.

      Midjourney: You are a time traveler stuck in steampunk 3067 England, but as a 3D texture.

      Fastest game ever.

  • @[email protected]
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    164 months ago

    I really, really want Ubisoft to redeem themselves with this release. But I know they won’t.

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      Why? They’ve been shoving their stupid launcher in everything, which provides zero value and just causes problems. They are also rehashing the same IPs over and over, and their biggest new IP was a complete flop.

      I don’t know what redemption means for them anymore.

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    4 months ago

    This will come in handy when I have to walk with an NPC for a 12 minute cutscene.

    • Rayquetzalcoatl
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      244 months ago

      Oh wow that is actually what they’re saying.

      Speaking with Entertainment Weekly, Jonathan Dumont, creative director of Assassin’s Creed Shadows, said that “Naoe’s the fastest Assassin we ever made,” following up that “She runs super fast”

      Really running on empty for these games, aren’t they?

        • Ricky Rigatoni
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          134 months ago

          If that was the goal they should have added a bat with giant knockers.

      • @[email protected]
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        104 months ago

        If it’s not just run speed, but reactions in general, it makes sense, because in previous games, your character moves like they’re in molasses.

      • @[email protected]
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        64 months ago

        Funnily enough this is the one way they could make me interested in these games again (haven’t played since Revelations). There’s a lack of games that focus on expressive and fun movement!