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Sounds like something from Rogan’s ass-mouth
I hate to have to point this out every time this meme gets posted, but the conclusion is absolutely correct.
I dunno guys. Maybe it’s just not enough windows. Your not supposed to throw stones from cars, you’re allowed to throw stones from houses, EXCEPT if it is a glass house. Maybe that’s because glass houses have enough windows that they are moving like cars?
Window to square footage ratio, I think you might be onto something
People: Greek philosophy is the basis of all civilization
Greek philosophers:
Maybe houses just don’t have a reason to move.
Car has windows that go up down by button. House has windows that go up down by human.
Depends on the car, though.
And the house
And the window.
Some men hunt for sport
Others hunt for fooooood
Ah yes, a modern observational philosopher. Akin to an ancient Greek watching a wind chime sway in the breeze and think - sheeit air must be solid bruh ain’t nuthin empty mak it move
Not necessarily. The windows could be a requirement for the car moving, but not sufficient on their own. Maybe the car moves because it has both windows and an engine, but it wouldn’t move if either the engine was removed or all the windows were.
Have you ever been to Alabama?
Houseboats have windows and can move… Curious.
the fuck is this guy talking about
Windows is never the answer
Except for the question “Which operating system should I avoid?” (amongst other possible answers)
It’s the question. The answer is no
Have they never heard of a mobile home?
Houses can’t move but you can move houses
My house has an engine that burns fuel, so it can’t be that, either. That’s mostly for heat and to drain my wallet.
It must be the configuration of the seats. In my house, they mostly face each other, whereas in my car, they’re all facing the same direction. I think this is why the house doesn’t move – it doesn’t have that clear hint of what direction it should go.
I dunno, busses and trains have seats that face each other so it’s clearly not that.
Well then, smart guy, what’s your theory? At least some of us are trying to figure this out.
I bet it’s the windshield wipers. Cars, busses and trains have them, but houses do not. In fact, I can’t think of a single thing that doesn’t move that has them.
The Planet Express ship has windshield wipers and doesn’t move
Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
This thinking is how we’ll get the four humors of the mobile home. It’s gonna be great this time around!
