Polygondenimland@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 1 年前I bought a phone with a heat camera and now I know exactly how hot my pizza islemmy.worldimagemessage-square168linkfedilinkarrow-up1676arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1670arrow-down1imageI bought a phone with a heat camera and now I know exactly how hot my pizza islemmy.worldPolygondenimland@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square168linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 年前How warm is your empty chair after you’ve sat in it for an hour
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 年前Was that your bed after lying on it … or do you just have a misshapen butt?
minus-squarePolygondenimland@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-21 年前Update: I sat on the side of the cold bed for 5 minutes
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 年前I’m guessing you’re a guy … or you had a heated accident after that hot sauce This is the most thrilling dullness I’ve seen in the community … thank you for your service.
minus-squarePolygondenimland@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 年前At the very least it’s safe to say I have a scrotum
minus-squarevaryingExpertise@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前And that’s how my dog learned that silently sneaking off the couch a few seconds before I entered the room weirdly didn’t cut it anymore one day.
How warm is your empty chair after you’ve sat in it for an hour
That’s hot
Well, @[email protected] is just hot
Aww ^^
Was that your bed after lying on it … or do you just have a misshapen butt?
Sideways on the sofa
Update: I sat on the side of the cold bed for 5 minutes
I’m guessing you’re a guy … or you had a heated accident after that hot sauce
This is the most thrilling dullness I’ve seen in the community … thank you for your service.
At the very least it’s safe to say I have a scrotum
*a very warm scrotum
And that’s how my dog learned that silently sneaking off the couch a few seconds before I entered the room weirdly didn’t cut it anymore one day.