Working on a website for my sister. I got some grainy gifs and a visitor counter. What else?

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    1 month ago

    A page with links to your favorite web sites, usually some really popular sites everyone knows.

    A FAQ page. Remember to have a snarky fourth wall breaking conversation with your own questions and answers. Don’t actually provide any useful information.

    An obnoxious MIDI file playing in the background.

    Don’t be afraid to add a lot of GIF images. Some sort of skull or that dancing baby are crucial.

    If you really hate your users, implement the whole page in Shockwave.