• snooggums
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    152 months ago

    Calling it ASMR was not on my fascists dehumanizing minorities bingo card.

  • Granbo's Holy Hotrod
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    42 months ago

    This is wank material for every bearded vet who spent a decade toiling in the desert. This jiggles the Jimmies of every bloated lactose intolerant late night ice cream thief who’s superpower is parroting faux spews. This hakuna’s the tatas of every bleached up wine enthusiast who, “doesn’t wanna sound bougie…but…”.

  • @[email protected]
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    42 months ago

    From the official White House account is particularly perverse. There’s not even a pretense towards dignity or professionalism of the office. It’s like since they know everyone sees them personally as a joke, they see their role the same way.