2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.
1+2=3
There’s no place for a number 1. If you’re not going to shit, then you’re not allowed to pee either.
No no no, you just piss in the sink instead
Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three.
That’s a piss and a shit and a wank in a treeThat’s the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word.
classic
a man of culture
The place for number 1 is to the right.
Is it possible to #2 and not #1? I don’t think my plumbing works that way.
Actually now that I think about it, back in highschool one of my friends took a shit in someone’s vegetable crisper and I don’t recall him pissing all over the place when he did. So it must be possible.
It’s technically possible for everyone, barring some specific quirk or injury, but men generally find it easier to only shit. I looked it up a while ago and the research was American, so I do wonder if it’s because American men tend to pee standing up and they therefore have a bigger mental barrier between #1 and #2.
I’d like to see the study repeated with men who sit to pee or women who stand (it’s possible and not inherently more difficult than for men, but clothing and culture make it a lot less common than the other way around), because I suspect that the mental barrier is the key here.
I suspect there’s a difference because of other culture-related urination urges. I grew up doing a lot of swimming in lakes, and I was never really discouraged from peeing in the lake, as long as I wasn’t right next to someone (probably pretty gross for some people, but I honestly can’t bring myself to find it very gross). That’s my main experience with rapid, immersive temperature changes, and I still feel an almost overwhelming urge to pee when getting into or out of the shower or any body of water. I can pee immediately before getting into the shower, but that doesn’t make a difference. Infants have the temperature response too, which is why you need to be careful changing a diaper in the cold, lest you get peed on. It can be trained out of you though: a friend of mine grew up swimming competitively and had a lot of experience jumping into and out of pools, where she was discouraged from peeing (thankfully). She no longer feels any temperature related urge to pee that she notices.
Honestly, this is a much more thoughtful and thorough response than I was expecting.
That’s entirely fair, I think my medication kicked in partway through that comment, lol.
You don’t do a #3, a #3 is when your kid does a massive high pressure shit, it squirts up out the back of the nappy and into their clothes. Just hope it doesn’t happen indoors, or in the car or really anywhere.
Had that happen in a restaurant. I was at the opposite end of the packed restaurant from the restrooms. I got a lot knowing nods from a lot of folks as I walked through holding the very smelly child at arms length due to the amount of soilage at play
#3 is puke.
I was going off of the video by the “Northern Boys” EisFrei posted.
no worries. i was going off the original: janitors in the los angeles unified school district in like the 1960s, radio reporting bathroom incidents without making kids giggle. #4 was blood.
Haha nice. I do know of #3 you referred to. I just like that song, and think their #3 is hilarious.
ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: “help, my zipper’s stuck! I’m in stall oo. Whatever you do, don’t go into stall o!”
“where did you say you were?”
(sighs) “stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!”
“Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone’s had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again.”
Putting in a support ticket. “Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor.”
So Randy doesn’t need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.
Some people take a long time - why would a restaurant leave that market untapped? Everyone gets snacky sometimes
I read “stall oo” in my head pronounced like in “food” which is hilariously useless information for those needs
Legitimate question… Why?
Easy identification by cleanup or maintenance crew, I’d gather
I fuckin knew it! I immediately assumed it was a stupid numbing scheme, I’ve been in way too many restaurants/bars/pubs…
This is confusing as I’ve never seen a toilet stall that is just a regular room, rather than a cubicle divider thing
That’s how most public toilets are. Who the fuck wants to be in cubicle to do their private business?
Don’t kink shame.
Don’t sink shame.
The airport near Stockholm. Private little rooms. Everyone has a loo and a sink and room to change. It’s so humane.
I mean if the sink was in the same room as the toilet, I would understand, separate rooms is very strange though
Most hotels, restaurants, and cafés in Europe have singular private stalls like this.
Gas stations, clubs, airports and schools might have a big restroom with dividers, but if they are fancy enough they might still have private rooms.
Public toilets and campsites rarely have private rooms.
My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.
Number of testicles
Number of boobs.
Number of X chromosomes?
It’s a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you’re naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don’t want to go into either then you’re either nonbinary or agender
What if one is taken but you really need to go?
Guess I’m whatever three circles is!
That’s what the sink you can see outside the door is for
So this is basically the equivalent of the sorting hat from Harry Potter.
Is this the ritual I heard in old sagas called “Gender Reveal”
1 circle of life
2 shotgun
3 maritime international sign for distress
4 audi owners
5 Olympic athletes6 Good dice roll
I feel like one is a set of boobs. The other is a man, fully erect as seen from the front at a direct angle (business end pointed towards your mouth as you approach the door).
Places with gendered bathrooms should stick to icons that make sense. The place can do something cutesy too, but have a real bathroom sign.
Two holes or three holes
Ones boobs the other is a dick?
Two boobs or three boobs.
After all, what is a fat belly with an outie belly button, if not a third boob
Two is for couples, three is for threesomes.
Not pictured is the single circle which has a glory hole.
That skit is certified gold.
He doesn’t know how to use the three rings.
I had to scroll down this far?.. What is this nation coming to?
Mellow greetings
I can’t read these runes. Life sense, roll for initiative.
Number of holes beneath the waist.
Ok so the pilodonal sinus count too? Cause then they need to increase the amount of circles lol
TIHI. New fear unlocked.
One. One is the answer, so we’re all fucked. Unless you’re including cavities. (Isn’t topology fun?)
What is the strict topological definition of a hole?
Google says: A hole in a mathematical object is a topological structure which prevents the object from being continuously shrunk to a point
Which is as clear as dirt. My understanding of it is to take every point on an object and make it as minimally convex when compared to its neighbors (ie, try to make a sphere) and the holes are the spaces inside of the object where the object isn’t (fuck that’s also unclear). Like a mug is topologically the same as a donut.
Anyways, both the urethra and vagina are just concave spaces (divots) whereas the anus is a hole that connects to the face holes (mouth, nostrils, tear ducts). Assuming you define a hole as anything greater than 60 microns. Any smaller than that and the human body is basically Swiss cheese.
Maybe it’s points of contact?
Two feet for the urinal.
Two feet and a seat for the toilet?
There is another…
I laughed and it made the sound “rofl”
spoken as someone who never used an urinal while drunk and so resting your head on the wall to steady up
One of the student pubs I used to go to during uni had padding on the wall for this exact purpose 😁
Points for creativity, that’s for sure
That’s probably it. I was going to go with a view from the floor looking up.
Two circles: Toilet and sink.
Three Circles: Toilet, sink, and urinal.
If this is it, I never would have in a million years guessed it
This is what the Republicans said would happen!!
