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Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.
Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).
If none of that, and assuming “free will” can’t be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there’s some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they’re a team anyway.
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
A pack of condoms and, uh… What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I don’t think they’re allowed to sell that any more
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy’s depression
If you’re still bending reality, I could use more time.
Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
You are transported to the neolithic period.
Hmm… is anyone else with me?
I sent you to the middle of France.
Why do you hate Rizzo?
If there’s a place to be a Neolithic human, France seems like a solid bet tbh.
I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit…
Australian downvote.
