The rocks? Alex and Haley. Superficial bitches.

I hated Linus for years because the first time I passed out he was the one who “rescued” me.

So this random homeless dude trespassed on my property, B&E’d into my house, and robbed me.

Shane and Shane.

There’s literally a cave under the town filled with monsters. It could be monsters in both instances.

Though, Harvey’s probably the one stealing your money when you wake up after passing out.

It was always my impression that there are more people in the town than you actually are able to interact with. I think there’s evidence of this elsewhere, like wtf would the governor visit a town of twenty people every year. Clearly it’s cause it’s bigger than that. Also you’re not the only farmer.

Krobus(? Looks kinda shady to me ;)

Gil and Marlon, respectively.

I’ve never played the game but the post popped up on my feed so my opinion is surely the least biased!

It’s the goddamn tourists.