cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425
Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.
Is he going to be sad again when military still can’t roll tanks down the streets, or will he let them tear up the infrastructure this time?
The latter. And I’m sure the repair bill won’t be paid for by the federal government, but whichever state was hogtied into hosting the parade.
Next up, the goose step, with jackboots, will be used when marching past the main stage. Over $11 trillion lost and the stupid fuck wants to play army.
Hashtag just dictator things
Let’s be sure the best parade balloon ever created is part of it.
Omg please bring this back 🤣 it was such an incredible troll move, and it very obviously got under his skin
I saw a couple people carrying smaller versions of it at the Handsoff event. 😂
You can buy balloon versions online if you’re looking for one.
Your tax dollars at work
Picture of efficiency
Where archive
Wild.
Expected. This ain’t the first time he’s tried this.
That doesn’t make it not wild though, imho.
Trump doesn’t give a shit about anyone but him. They just cut $55M intended to fund training for rural teachers (because who wants educated educators?) and now he wants to spend more than that on a mile long military parade celebrating his birthday. And it’s not even a milestone birthday, just a birthday.
From the article, Trump wanted to do something similar but, presumably smaller, in his first term but backed off after the price tag came to $92M. He instead opted for an event that ONLY cost $13M. How much do you think this one will cost? What will get cut to fund it?
Fucking narcissistic traitor… He’ll probably figure out how to grift a few tens of millions from this by selling tickets, too.
four-mile-long*
Where’s DOGE?
Cutting VA benefits.
“You want your money? Then get out there and march!”
Vets: ok
It’s like poetry, it rhymes.
Cutting programs to find funds for this parade
Slashing social security to fund this and golfing.
Anywhere but here. Wouldn’t want to jeopardize the many billions in contracts that the muskrat’s companies have with the department of defense.
Great idea. All soldiers just love being told to march in birthday performances for draft dodgers.
Is he still pushing for his face to be added to rushmore?
God, this guy ks hilarious. It would make me laugh if it didn’t make me so concerned.
Can we somehow convince MAGA that it’s super patriotic to consume a bunch of exlax about 30 minutes before the parade?
Though on second thought, it might accidentally improve the smell.
Just more dictator shit
I mean… I despise trump just as much as most people here, but it could very well be a coincidence that his birthday and the 250th year of the US army fall on the same day and that it’s not for his birthday specifically. This article seems like a shit-stirring one unfortunately, this is bad because it muddies the waters of the actual bad shit he’s doing behind the curtains.
When the parade is over, he is going to salute North Korea’s Generals (again)
