Jokes on you, I’m Hungarian, I eat raw onions!
There good on burgers and hotdogs
And why wouldn’t you. I tend to not bite into the whole thing but suffer from occasional urges to do so.
Still remember that maybe 10 years ago on our way to Romania two grandpa’s in a restaurant in Hajdúnánás ordered some huge chives to dip in salt with their beers.
I ordered the same 10 minutes after and both gave me a drinking salute. Still eat it in summer, amazing healthy snack.
Raw onions are delicious.
but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?
Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost
I heard there was a study that said you have to rub hot chilli’s on the outside of the skin first to make it convert the T into something the body can uptake.
The chilis go in your eyes, dumbass.
no, but i do enjoy slices of onion and cheese as a snack from time to time.
I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.
Btw the skin has the most testo boost
This is misinformation.
Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.
This is disinformation. Everyone knows that you get the highest boost +100 of testosterone if you insert the raw onions in your ass daily. It’s equivalent to squatting 300 lbs.
Oh yeah and if you rub it in the arm pits you get to make both your skin and the onion testo boost stronger
I like raw onion but it doesn’t like me :(
Same, but I power through anyways
Are you allergic to alliums? Or just doesn’t sit well? I think raw onions might not be good for me, so I’m just wondering…
No idea never heard of that allergy, they just feel weird on my stomach like I want to burp them up or something. They also leave a lingering taste in my toungue.
Wow. So the new morality is that it’s okay to be an asshole if the target is crowd-approved and it creates something amusing to click on. So much more Enlightened than boomers!
Yes, it is moral to mildly inconvenience assholes.
I don’t have a dog in this fight, not into fitness and my testosterone seems fine, but I think it’s as ignorant as it is arrogant to decide a whole group of people are assholes because they have certain hobbies or interests or health concerns. Absolutely as ignorant as thinking black people are criminals.
Generalizing a group is a logical fallacy. Many humans don’t seem to realize that though and continue to do it anyways.
True, but the people who actually need testosterone will not be well served by researching on fitness forums, and most of the people on fitness forums who are trying to ‘increase their testosterone’ seem fair game as far as an amusing and mostly harmless prank.
It’s not nearly as close to the racist example as you think since no one is born a fitness bro or coerced into reading a forum post, and if they are, the could spend a minute considering a source. The only person this is likely to harm would be someone desperate to legitimately increase their testosterone, unwilling to go to a doctor and somehow harmed by eating onion. At that point it’s hard to say when a prank would ever be truly safe.
Yeah, I’m getting the hint that tricking people into self abuse and mocking them is the kind of thing you’d want to teach your kids to do as long as the people deserve it by being lumped into a legitimate target group, and that rationalizing that bit of minor cruelty on social media is super worthwhile.
why would you think this is a moral action?
I don’t, I meant OP appears to think it is, since people almost universally think their own actions are moral.
Im not sure they do. I think you are misreading the intent.
These aren’t some vulnerable protected class of people, it’s workout bros, if they can’t look into a study to see it’s bullshit that is on them. I agree though it’s a bit rude.
Oh I know… crowdsourced blanket judgements of entire groups of people are right as long as the right people do it and they’re right about it. Very common mentality, becoming more so in the meme era. I just don’t happen to agree with it.
Bro science is bad science.
Bro is bad
At least they are just making them eat onions, it’s not like it’s going to make them sick or anything.
On CNN the hacker named 4chan strikes again
Good thing I have curtains, and a dog
Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.
Why didn’t you just cross post to both? Fits well in both.
Crosspost for crossfit?
I know where the exit is, don’t worry.Its been eight hours, you have four upvotes, and this comment still reads like word salad to me. I’m assuming im missing something and this is a reference or an in-joke isnt it?
It was a mediocre joke.
OP posted here something that was originally on r/fit.
Another commenter suggested they cross-post somewhere else.
I just suggested that if you have a post about fit, when you cross-post it it becomes about cross-fit.
You didn’t miss anything interesting ;)Thanks for taking time out of your day to explain it for me gaael its a decent play on words! I just wasnt picking up what you were putting down today
“Do you cross-fit? you can cross-fuck-off, cross-fart”
Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good
We’ll have to disagree on agreeing.
You’re welcome to disagree. But if you read Paradise Lost or do a little critical analysis and compare the themes of “The serpent in the Garden” with stories like Prometheus (and other fallen angel motifs), it’s pretty easy to see Lucifer/Satan as a sympathetic character, IMHO.
But then I’ll always tend to lean toward the side advocating for more knowledge over the side advocating for limiting knowledge.
Well known canonical work, Paradise Lost
Canonicity doesn’t matter when the characters are mythical to begin with.
That’s why I demand all discussions about any mythology to take my personal fictions into account instead of the most common historical versions.
No, I haven’t shared them with anyone, and they’re clearly marked “Dreams I had Once on The Astral Plane” but if you disagree with my points that they’re relevant to a general understanding of the myths it makes you an idiot theist.
Well, considering it’s a retelling of canonical works and is one of the most important literary works in the English language, I thought it relevant. After all, there’s nothing in Paradise Lost that contradicts canon, and Milton’s philosophy and theology are fairly well regarded if heterodox.
Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol
Raw red onion is amazing in sandwiches, and I’ve eaten chopped white onion on hot dogs, and that’s pretty good, too. Just straight-uo eating an onion by itself? No.
Nobody said it wasn’t good.
watch people suffer while eating raw onions
Literally this post did
You don’t seem to understand the meaning of the word “literally.” This post figuratively said so.
Did you literally read the post?
Hi. Third party here. They’re correct: that’s literally not what literally means. Ok thanks bye.
Fourth party here: definitions are descriptive not prescriptive and vary by common usage. Due to current common usage, literally means both literally and figuratively, with the original definition slowly losing ground. So no one is correct.
If everybody was jumping off a bridge, would you do that, too?
True, but if you wanted to articulate the concept formerly known as “Literally”, how would you do it? I just woke up, and my brain hasn’t booted all the way to desktop yet, but I can’t immediately think of another word to fill the niche.
It’s cool. The Lemmy dogpile started and I’ll be buried in a figurative hole soon.
But is it a figurative burying or a meta-literal one? I mean if you really think about things entomologically and we pick apart the Latin root words of “bury” and “dogpile” we might just find that the meaning of lemmy dogpile changes completely depending on context, literally figuratively.
Language is fucked. We really need telepathically beaming abstract concepts directly into brain matter so I don’t have to crawl through linguist brainrot reply chains.
Yes.
I didnt say, “this post literally did,” i said, “literally this post did.”
One of the best things to scoop hummus with.
Catastrophic tooting ensues
Catastrophic Tooting is my favorite Doom Ska band.
Doom Ska is the metal-punk crossover I never knew I needed.
The modern internet in a single image.
I’m a bit skeptical of Twitter Verified posters though. Makes me think jeeba made that up for Twitter engagement… I guess that’s fitting, too.
I just balance it out by alternating. I’m so macho I have to watch out how much I increase my testosterone.
If you eat them with the skin on, you’ll have so much testosterone that people will elect you to lead your country.
Wtf? Is that madness or fortitude?
New word unlocked: Mortitude.
We had a guy in one of my classes a where his housemates convinced him that juicing onions was a great way get gains. They immediately regretted the decision since he committed hard core for about 6 months. Surprised he didn’t damage himself with all the acidic juice
…the smell of his BO…
Jeeba is a Nazi apologist
4chan user in nazi association shocker
Ooof. I should have known and blurred out their name. Or at least, just assume anyone on Twitter is a Nazi apologist.
Everyone on Twitter is literally a Nazi apologist.
i remember inadvertently tricking a friend to smoke dried onion epidermis. We were young and i made an obviously stupid joke about different highs. He didn’t get the joke and came back to complain about the terrible headache he had after smoking onions. 🤷
I’ll take a raw Vidalia/sweet onion any day! I usually do, but not like the whole thing lol
Ya. Skip the seeds in the middle.
Wouldn’t want an onion tree to grow in my stomach!
