Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oversimplified political apathy
Is what gave you Trump 2
LMAO stupid
here’s an example for you to drive home why sentiment like this is dumb and creates false equivalencies. when I was 14, I worked at a grocery store. there were two managers that I would get scheduled with. they both sucked and were awful human beings. however, one was a known child predator. which one do you think I’d rather get scheduled with?
funniest comment section of all time. my country truly will never change for the better.
That’s what happens when lobbies can just buy your politicians
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You got a real shelf to be shoving things off
The funniest thing about non Americans is that they think most of us don’t fucking know this. It’s so annoying
Finally someone who speaks the truth, however humans are a lost case, you can’t un-slave mentality without changing the people.
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We currently have two parties in the US:
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The Nazi party.
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The Nazi collaborator party.
One is objectively better than the other, but that ain’t saying much.
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“This parent abuses you much less than the other. Why are you complaining?!?!?!”
Interesting analogy I have found. There is a plethora of psychology and sociology studies that show that children in abusive relationships end up hating the parent that refuses to stand up to the abusive parent more than the parent doing the abusing. Even if the child wouldn’t phrase it this way, there is an acceptance that abusive alcoholics exist. It is the supposedly good and sober parent letting it happen and enabling it that generates the greatest anger and hatred in the child.
And back in real life rather than your imagination, we’ve got the actual rapist versus the guy who once smelled someone’s hair. Yeah definitely both the same. /s
Yeah, America is a capitalist hellhole, but the false equivalence you folks are pushing is absolutely astonishing.
Grossly oversimplifying how the Democrats SQUASH real progressives and bring watered down meager “progress.” Despite the fact survey after survey will show the vast majority of the country wants significant progressive change or at least agrees with the ideas, like right to abortion or gun control measures, or expanded healthcare.
They lost multiple times in the last decade by forcing candidates the majority clearly did not want, but settled for. They forced Biden back into the picture, and Biden was unwilling to do anything serious or drastic while he had the reigns.
They toss out ideas cranked up to 4 instead of 10, get challenged, and then throw up their hands like they’re all out of options while the other side destroys the place with them.
Look at Schumers actions last month with the Continuing Resolution. Pathetic weasel.
Yes. The literal Nazi is the worst. But that doesn’t make the democrats actions okay. The democrats have been the enablers who allowed it to get this far with the Nazis. Together, both parties are doing everything they can to control the narrative and not let it get out of their hands.
Learn to walk and chew gum at the same time. Anger does not need to have a binary limit.
Genocide denier
Joe Biden also raped a woman, Tara Reid.
How many did he deport in the middle of the night without due process?
Well, can’t guarantee that he can maintain the record over the next few months, but currently Biden holds the record.
Oh yes this is exactly what OP is saying. I’m sure Biden along with all the other Democrat politicians care IMMENSELY about everyone and are pure, benevolent beings. OP is 100% wrong. Democrat politicians treat every US citizen as if they are their own child. As long as the Republicans continue to do awful shit I will 100% believe this is how the world runs!
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As an outside viewer, the Democrats seem like the obvious better choice. The also obviously don’t care about you that much. From what I can tell, while their actions are not outright destructive towards you, they at least seem only superficially helpful.
And sure, that’s much better. I don’t think they care about you.
Haha, I still not sure what to call them.
- USAns?
- USArians?
- USians?
I think Usans would be the most correct, but they are a people with no name.
Amerikkkans
SchoolShootingians
This will never stop being a funny joke I hope you do it forever.
Sadly while you do that our county will still be burning down the planet around you, but at least the history books will call us the nameless which is a damn cool name.
Burgerlanders?
Usonians
USSAsians.
trumpistanians
“I want the USA to suffer and die”
Ftfy. Only one party is actively funded by our enemies and is enacting favorable policies to them.
“our enemies” LOL you Americans are so ridiculous. Turn off the TV, you’re just some dope who works for a living, absolutely no one is your enemy except the dictatorship of capital who are represented by political parties in your country and run capitalism.
Both of your parties carried on illegal wars in my country, toppled the government, left a power vacuum that consumed my family and I still don’t think of you as my enemy.
So you’re calling Putin a good guy now? Not the best look.
I literally said nothing about Putin, you brought him up out of nowhere. Maybe you should go to a psychologist and get your paranoid delusions under control.
You calling Israel a good guy now? Not the best look
You should ask yourself why this is what you got from the comment you replied to. Because that’s very clearly not what was said.
Thinking of politics in terms of good guys and bad guys is kindergarten-level.
This is a fucking bonkers take. Nowhere was Putin mentioned. You people have completely lost your grasp of reality.
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“I want the USA to suffer and die”
trueeeeee 💯💯💯
The democrats were committing genocide. GTFO with the “funding our enemies” Ultranationalism.
You are right about one thing though, I do want the USA to suffer and die, given both sides are fully committed to nationalism and genocide.
This was in Canada and we asked people, how much would you pay to clean one lake from acid rain pollution? And we asked other people, how much would you pay to clean up all lakes in Ontario from acid rain pollution? And people gave roughly the same number.
Point is, the vast majority of people are black and white thinkers. You’re either cleaning pollution, or you’re not. 100% of the party supports cutting off aid to Israel, or they’re all literally committing genocide. You are merely one of the vast majority.
What are you talking about? What do lakes in Canada have to do with the fact that the Democratic Party is fully institutionally committed to fully supporting Israel and its extermination campaign?
Republicans are fully committed to supporting Israel and its extermination campaign. Democrats have several members who have called for ending aid to Israel. They are not the same.
https://www.axios.com/2025/04/03/senate-democrats-cancel-military-aid-israel
Only as many token Democrats are allowed vote against this as will not block it. It’s political parlor trick known as the rotating villain (though in this case, rotating hero might be more apt). See also the parliamentarian.
Democrats have several members who have called for ending aid to Israel.
Like 3 right. so 99% the same. So we’re back to telling people to be ok with just slightly less evil. Whcih was tried in the last election and failed spectacularly.
15 Senate Dems vote to cancel billions in Israeli military aid
There’s 49 senate Democrats, which means 30.6% of Senate Democrats have voted for ending aid to Israel. 0% of Republican senators voted to cancel aid to Israel.
Furthermore Republicans absolutely love to abuse pro-Palestine people in the worst ways they can, including arresting and deporting pro-Palestine people and cutting off funding for colleges that allow you to protest. I don’t think that’s “slightly less” evil.
Finally even “slightly less” evil is by definition less evil. Getting in a car crash at 80 MPH is only slightly less likely to kill you than getting in a crash at 90 mph. So what’s the point of hitting the brakes?
To be honest, to someone who’s observed this conflict for a long time, your side is getting its ass kicked. Israel has taken more land for 8 decades and no one is stopping them as they take more. You need every last advantage if you want to turn the tide. Don’t be lazy, make the necessary distinctions between those who might help you and those who will do whatever a judge will allow them to do to harm you.
Not a bad point. 70% of dem leadership being in support of war crimes in exchange for $ is a lot better than the 100% that the republicans have. Still not great but I’ll take it.
To be honest, to someone who’s observed this conflict for a long time, your side is getting its ass kicked.
What is your “side”? Neither the GOP nor the DNC are on my side. They’re on their donors’ sides. On the side of Zionists, the military-industrial complex, and other corporations that benefit from US imperialism & Israeli settler-colonialism.
Really‽
Of course
Your oligarchy sponsors both parties all the time.
I am not in possession of them.
Only one party is actively funded by our enemies
You don’t need to be in possession of anything to acknowledge the easily verifiable fact that they are both sponsored by them.
Yes. Yanks occupy my country. I want them all dead.
Israel?
Again…
Again what?
I sometimes forget this place isn’t inhabited by eighty year olds
ok
WTF is this even supposed to mean lmao
Only one party is actively funded by our enemies
Incorrect, both parties take money from Wall Street. Only a tiny, tiny minority of the Democrats don’t, and those spoiler Democrats are hated by the DNC far more than the DNC opposes their esteemed Republican opposition.
If you refuse to see the capitalist oligarchs are the enemy that created the conditions for Trump, then nevermind and carry on, as there’s nothing that ever could convince you.
In fact some of them hate you and consider you to be a parasite no matter what you do.
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Yep. And Democrats were super evil with what they were doing a few months ago.
No content correct the record bots are downvoting you and a lot of other ppl in this thread, who say anything even slightly negative about them. I’m having to ban a lot of them rn.
This we have heard. This we all know. The concern for their fellows is all just for show
So… I should just lay down and take it? I’m not sure what point is being made.
