• @[email protected]
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    019 days ago

    I feel stupid but I have only ever bought devices that are open or able to be jailbroken. I don’t get how sometimes when the jail walled garden bdsm relationship punishes it’s people, they react with a gasp, as if they thought their locked hardware that isn’t open to their owner that they “have” isn’t made for exactly that purpose?

    It’s like yeah Janet. It’s why you brought it. So you can play only their games and watch their movies and enjoy things that they decide the price and allowance of. You selected that? You chose to hire this device? Well I split mine open to use it for what it can do. No drm has ever succeeded. It’s a grift protected by laziness and - as always, lawyers and lobbyists who have yet to grow up

  • ekZepp
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    018 days ago

    Nintendo explain: " It’s not free… we want your money… all of it"

    • @[email protected]
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      020 days ago

      May I introduce you to their last launch day tech demo… 1-2 Switch?

      Yeah. You forgot about $60 launch day tech demo 1-2 Switch, didn’t you?

      • @[email protected]
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        020 days ago

        The only reason they sold any was because the console released with like one game, which seems to be the same strategy this time around too.

          • @[email protected]
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            020 days ago

            Exactly, the only real first party game was BOTW (and that also released on the Wii u).

            There were some smaller games, like 12 switch/snipperclips/fast rmx, but the switch on release (and most of its life) was struggling for games.

            • madjo
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              019 days ago

              It has a shitload of indie games and on top of that a lot of shovel ware though.

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    I think this money grab wouldn’t have gotten as much run in the media if it hadn’t been front and center in the Direct. Feels like a misstep, but then, so does €90 Mario Kart…

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    Makes sense, but if it’s only $10 it should just be free. $10 isn’t worth the bad PR and they should want this tour thing in as many hands as possible.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    020 days ago

    “We’re greedy shits,” Trinen said. “The holes in our souls are bottomless and we hate our customers."

    • @[email protected]
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      020 days ago

      Nintendo is being exclusively run by suits now. The era of a game company built by gamers is over.

      • Altima NEO
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        You’re thinking iwata, but that was a brief blip on Nintendo history. The OG CEO was a straight up suit. The man had no interest in videogames, only business. Which is why they practically had a monopoly over their hardware in the 80s and 90s.

        • @[email protected]
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          The OG CEO is from the 1800s so yeah. And yes I’m thinking of Iwata. And look at what was produced during his tenure. That’s the Nintendo everyone is nostalgic about nowadays. 1989 Nintendo was a corporation throwing spaghetti at the wall, 2000’s Nintendo was streamlining the end gamer experience, 2020’s Nintendo is looking for an easy paycheck.

      • @[email protected]
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        I would dispute the claim it wasn’t a bad system.

        The gamepad as a mandatory component really gimped it hard.

  • subignition
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    For 10 bucks, it better have a button combination that unlocks Mario Paint 2.

    I haven’t seen a damn thing in the marketing that justifies it being anything other than free. If it’s worth 10 bucks, you better show that shit off. The audacity to call it “welcome tour” with a $10 price tag is wild

    • Altima NEO
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      I read a preview of it that said it wasn’t worth the money. Nintendo is getting greedy AF.

  • Fingolfinz
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    020 days ago

    “Nintendo thinks very little of the intelligence of their customers”

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      They’re Sony ca. 2006, fresh off the success of the PS2.

      Or Microsoft ca. 2013, fresh off the success of the Xbox 360.

      • @[email protected]
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        At least Sony had some justification. A new and expensive cell architecture. It was ground breaking for its time but cost too much.

        Nintendo is giving us something the steam deck and other pc handhelds can do, and trying to charge $80 for games that will almost never go on sale. I can buy old steam titles for less than $10, show me an old Nintendo title that can ever sell for that amount. It’s just not a good enough proposition just to have access to a handful of $80 Nintendo titles.

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          Yeah, I could stomach the price of the console, but no way am I ever going to pay those outrageous prices that never go down for first party games, and without those there’s no point in getting a Switch 2 over a Steam Deck. I’ll have a lot of Nintendo games to catch up on once decent Switch 2 emulators are a thing.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    020 days ago

    “Well, you see, if we give away anything for free, it has to be your organs! Our law whor… I mean lawyers cannot afford to be some of the worst people on Earth unless we make things so expensive you have to sell all your organs on the black market!” ~ Them, probably

  • Jakob Fel
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    I feel like they’re trolling us at this point. There’s no way they’re this stupid.

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      How is this stupid? Call it greedy or anti-consumer, but in the end it will increase Nintendo’s profits so it’s far from stupid from the company’s perspective. People buy consoles no matter how bad they are treated. Maybe you should call consumers stupid instead?

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        The problem is that a company can only push their greed so far before they start losing people. Up until now, most of the Nintendo hate came from their anti-emulation crusade. Now, it seems like everyone and their brother is talking about just how absurd the entirety of this launch is.

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          019 days ago

          On places like reddit, Lenny, etc where there is a vocal minority complaining about this. The vast majority of consumers don’t come on here nor do they keep themselves informed. They’ll grumble at the price a bit, then buy it anyway.

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            I’m not talking about Lemmy. I’m talking about literally every community I’ve looked. Aside from fanboys being fanboys, the reaction has been nothing but outrage.

      • @[email protected]
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        019 days ago

        Nintendo can and has pushed the greed too far for even Nintendo fans before. Wii U and 3DS at launch being fairly recent examples.

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    So it’s a $10 tutorial? Don’t care how expansive and cool it is, that’s just fucked. The project scope should’ve been adjusted to make sure it would be free.

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      Exactly! What sort of logic are they even trying to apply there? Basically saying “We put a lot of time into our tech demo, and it came out better than expected, so we’re going to charge for it!”

      That’s just crazy.

      The whole principle is that the intro experience is supposed to be free. It exists to get people pumped about the cool new thing they just bought and excited to play with it.

      I guess Nintendo decided that - since you already bought the console - they don’t especially care if you are pumped or not. They already got your money.