Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agoFederal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremonytheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkFederal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremonytheonion.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square105linkfedilink
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoPraise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoCoincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).
Praise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
Coincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).