I am so fucking ugly that even mirrors refuse to look at me.
Decades ago, I knew a person that was in a group of swingers. What she said rang true then as it does today. She said, they’re tons of people out there for everyone, It’s just usually not the people that they want to be with.
Everybody’s punching up. Evolutionary pressure makes us want to find the best mate and only accept advantageous proposals.
Bitch, I would settle for a slime mold named Jartholomew at this point. I got nothing. Not even lightning wants to touch me
I can help you with that. Just carry a long (2-3 meters would be sufficient) metal rod with you. If you can’t afford a metal rod/pipe that long then try wooden stick but still coil it with some wire. You should touch the wire, a few loops on the top of the stick isn’t enough. You’re welcome (no idea why you want what you want, but who am I to judge?)
The real advice is always in the comments
I was wondering for a few seconds how a metal rod is going to help you catch slime mold…
I always thought I was too ugly for people to be attracted to me. Eventually I cleaned myself up a bit, got on a dating app, and found the woman who is now my wife. I was proud of myself for becoming someone who could be attractive. Since then, 2 girls I knew in school have told me they had a crush on me… Like, why didn’t you say anything!? It was obvious I had no idea!! I now think everyone must have at least one person who’s yummed by their yuk.
