cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52150849
[sorry, off topic, couldn’t resist]: Smoking Bare Foot Pets and no coma…
… I know, it’s seriouuuusssss.
“but Sir, he’s not smoking!”
To be fair it’s pretty damn hard to fit a bare-foot pet inside of a joint
Pissed
As long as he is not barefoot
Well obviously. It’s not a bare, it’s a dog.
Maybe he boot too big?
Just don’t smoke your barefooted pets. Simple.
The sign doesn’t say anything about barefoot pets though. There’s a space between “bare” and “foot”, so they should be interpreted as separate words.
Clearly this sign is saying that you can’t give foot pets while smoking bare. If you’re enjoying a cigarette in the buff and you get the urge to pet someone’s feet, you need to either finish your smoke or get dressed first.
I don’t like anything smoked anyway. Now roasted, OTOH…
its OK my dogs have shoes
