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minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoWhy do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?
minus-squareCanonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoNo, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you’re enjoying it. Etiquette doesn’t demand the preopera wank; it’s just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoBrings a whole new meaning to Tossca.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoAnd of course it gives you a good second use for the opera binoculars
Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?
No, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you’re enjoying it. Etiquette doesn’t demand the preopera wank; it’s just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.
Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.
And of course it gives you a good second use for the opera binoculars