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Gollum@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前

User with this age already exists

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Gollum@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前
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  • intelati@programming.dev
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    https://xkcd.com/1700/

    • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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      Well I just got a great idea for next time I need to change a password.

  • MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com
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    When you pick the wrong column for your primary key.

  • paddirn@lemmy.world
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    Incredibly exclusive userbase, less than 100 users ever at any one time.

    • FaceDeer@kbin.social
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      If I encountered a system that badly designed, I would check to see if it takes non-integer ages and maybe get in that way.

      • Beanie@programming.dev
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        Why stop there? How about a lil’ white hat hacking with SQL injection :)

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          bob’; DROP TABLE users;

      • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Failing that, there’s also unreasonably large numbers and negative numbers.

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    What happens when a user grows a year older?

    • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      Every other user will also have grown a year older, so it will be fine.

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      A newborn user can register?

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    Enter NaN. Or else your age is just a number.

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    17.1

  • jameridev@programming.dev
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    …and don’t forget the matches…

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