Way ahead of you!

Chokes on card then lives forever not realizing orientation of attempt mattered.

That fucking apostrophe.

(Me, after eating the card): I am a box ghost, ooooooo, fear me!

The death card was delic

I’ve had so many death but I just feel dry and papery…

I’m always partial to the hermit, maybe it will double my money

How about a twofer:

Is there a bee card? Whoever wrote that needs the power of spelling.

Stop, JoJo! Don’t eat that occult playing card!