• Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    The US “space race” plan.

    1 - realize that in order to run a marathon (go to Mars), one must first run a mile (go to the Moon).

    2 - adopt a plan that will have you running a mile at the same pace as the rest of the marathon. That might be less efficient for the mile, but saves time in the long run by combining plans.

    3 - when you’ve gone 50 yards, just give up on the Marathon, train to run a mile at marathon pace.

    4 - shocked Pikachu face when other runners go much faster than you.