It’s such an awful connector, it’s so incredibly fragile while not fitting anywhere mini-usb didn’t already fit

I once unplugged a keyboard while the computer was on and it irreparably fried the motherboard. That’s just how a lot of computers worked at the time. That keyboard used a DIN 5 connector to plug into the computer.

And you’re complaining about micro-USB?

Parallel port: “I knew you’d come crawling back…”