Putin: Come here, Donnie. WTF on this sanction crap

OrangePOS: Sorry boss…I uh had to do somethi-

Putin: SHUT IT! You have one day to make this right, otherwise those pictures/videos are going to get “leaked”

OrangePOS: No! No! Please! You can’t! Uh…how about I pull the Ford from Europe so you can continue your genocide?

Putin: It’s a start. But if I have to pull you into the woodshed again, it’s going to get ugly.

Yes, we definitely need this… Donnie is afraid he destroyed public property improperly and hes still very much assumed to be in the files they won’t allow to be released about some pedophile fun a bunch of rich fuckheads did. This distraction will cost lives, but so has everything that tangerine Palpatine has ever done… sadly. The worst part is he’ll probably live free til the end of his days.

That’s great, I’m tired of participating in volunteer community beach cleanup to get rid of all the american breakfast cereal packaging trash that follows that ship.