the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now


def wasn’t Aldi then as they’ve never been affiliated with Walmart/Sam’s. 20 years ago I’m impressed you managed to find a fake cheese at all let alone by accident lol
(also your comments are no more inane than my pizza was criminal)