Half a truck of nVidia,
half a truck of Radeon,
that’s the way the money goes,
Pop! Goes the bubble.Bad rhythm, could be worse for 5 min of work…
(Verse 1)
Half a truck of NVIDIA, rolling down the highway,
Chips bound for data centers, shining bright as day.
Driver hit a pothole, boxes start to fly,
Now there’s silicon confetti lighting up the sky.(Chorus)
Oh, what a mess in the desert sun,
GPUs baking, fan blades spun.
From stocks so high to a headline fall,
Half a truck of NVIDIA lost it all.(Verse 2)
Gamers cry in every land, graphics cards delayed,
Servers groan with empty racks, AI dreams decayed.
Elon tweets a laughing face, markets start to slide,
One truck’s spill turns a fortune’s tide.(Bridge)
Somewhere in that sand and dust,
Tiny cores still shine with trust.
Techies dig with hopeful eyes,
Maybe one still booted, what a prize!(Final Chorus)
Oh, what a tale for the earnings call,
Investors gasped, suppliers stalled.
Half a truck of NVIDIA, fate took the wheel,
Now it’s legend in the world of steel.Brilliant, thank you!
We should start a trend on loops trying to sing this thing.
AI can fix this shit! No worries!
Just get it over with. Come on! What are you waiting for?
Look I think llms are drastically overused and it’s a bubble of investment but what do you want him to do?
Stop all data center sales? Probably illegal as it would intentionally harm investors(yes that is literally illegal).
Require proof you won’t use the cards for Ai? See above.
