Tell that to those hollow minds crushed and ruined by the internet, and they’ll run your librul, commie-lovin’, Rusia-hatin’, multi-gendered ass out of town, with torches, pitchforks, and more than a few of them good-ole-boy sheriff’s patrol units, shitguns shotguns loaded and aimed, 'cause this here’s 'Murica, dangummit, muh freedum!