The other day a friend and I got ambushed and killed by some dudes, we were just fucking around so i didn’t have anything to lose anyway. On the way into the building I noticed there was a bastion outside so when they shot me down first so while they were fighting it out with him got on proximity chat and was like “okay well I’m gonna crawl out to this bastion out here then, so jave fun with that”. One of them switched to taking potshots at me to try and finish me off so I just kept roasting him about how he couldn’t shoot for shit and how I was suffering and he wouldn’t even put me out of my misery as I got further and further away. It was very funny. He finally managed it but I was real close to that thing by then so i don’t think they’d have been able to get my stuff without dealing with it (not that i really had anything).