Could be better, could definitely be worse. I’m still secretly hoping that my mom’s genes come through and fat distribution somehow saves me 😆
Need to eat way more for that tho…

  • brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 days ago

    Theres the nsfw post lol

    You have a better butt than meeeee im jelly ❤️

    My partner always says she jelly of my butt, and im jelly of your butt. So by proxy my partner is jealous of your butt 😂❤️

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      You found it 😂

      You have a better butt than meeeee im jelly ❤️

      I do not! Please don’t be jelly 😭

      My partner always says she jelly of my butt, and im jelly of your butt. So by proxy my partner is jealous of your butt 😂❤️

      😂
      Haha, that makes sense, actually! 😆

      Thank you, you’re really kind ❤️

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        You cant stop me being jelly! Its ok though, it gives me something to aspire to! Taking more walks and doing squats and ish is going to pay off eventually 😁❤️

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          3 days ago

          It totally will pay off!
          I should be doing that as well, I just sit on my butt all day 😭. Maybe that’s part of the reason why it’s like that…
          Good luck with the squats! 💜

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            Hey sitting on your butt is good for other areas while on hrt, dont forget you want the fat! just not where its currently sitting probly ❤️

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      transitive butt jealousy


      For any person A, the enviability of A’s butt is a quantity which describes the desirable traits of A’s butt. If A’s butt is less enviable than B’s butt for some other person B, we say that A is jealous of B’s butt, denoted by A ⩋᷾ B.


      Let p1, p2, p3 be people such that p1 ⩋᷾ p2 and p2 ⩋᷾ p3. We can show that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 by contradiction:

      Assume that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 is false. This implies that p1’s butt is at least equally enviable as p3’s. However, p1’s butt is known to be less enviable than p2’s, and p2’s butt is known to be less enviable than p3’s, implying that p1’s butt must be strictly less enviable than p3’s - a contradiction. Therefore, we can see that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 must be true, and therefore that the ⩋᷾ relation must be transitive.


      i have to go to bed so y’all won’t get to see the Butt Jealousy-Enviably Lowering lemma, maybe i’ll finish that up later

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        I love this, had to read a couple times but i think i got it lol

        I want a finish to this thesis by no later than 17:00 your time on friday ☺️❤️

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          i will see what i can do :3

          see, i had originally tried to model jealousy as a separate relation which occurs if A’s butt is less enviable than B’s and A is insecure about their own butt, because relying entirely on the existing partial order relation of the numerical enviability value seemed kinda cheap. the problem which i didn’t realize until getting a good way into it is that in that model, jealousy is not transitive, so i simplified everything until i had a minimal example which actually fulfills the original premise. now i have two formally proven lemmas which appear to be completely useless…

          side note, if i type “A” and spam autocomplete my phone now writes “A’s butt is less enviable than B’s butt”, which i think is beautiful