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LMAO THEY GOT BUSTED

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gylotip@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I can’t be the only one who thinks having a bot to go round pestering people for saying things like barmen is a little ridiculous right?

    • Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
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      Bots on reddit are just so universally annoying and most of them provide no value at all. Most of them should have been banned on sight anyways.

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        There was one for a while that told you how many times you left a comment saying “nice.” It had a leaderboard and the top ones had done it some tens of thousands of times.

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        “most bots” leave auto summarize bot, reminder bot, repost detection bot about of that.

        • Archpawn@lemmy.world
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          Flag waving bot and gif reverse bot come to mind. The value is just fun, but if fun isn’t valuable, what is?

        • Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world
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          And Gandolf bot.

      • PorkSoda@lemmy.world
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        I modded a niche outdoor community sub and I banned every bot that found its way there. Sorry, but we don’t need a metric conversion bot nor a grammar correcting bot.

        • Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, because the best part of reddit was the human interaction, and having bots proliferate everywhere just kills that entirely.

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            The auto-tldr bot was/is pretty useful

            • Liempong_pagong@lemmy.ml
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              Bad bot

              • ZeldaKnK@lemmy.ninja
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                Thank you for your feedback! This comment was totally unnecessary but come join us in r/botrank

                • Liempong_pagong@lemmy.ml
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                  Sure I’ll be glad to join.

    • TrippyTortuga@lemmy.ml
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      I got a similar reply from a mod account (I forget which subreddit) because I used the word “crazy.” Got linked to this list: https://www.autistichoya.com/p/ableist-words-and-terms-to-avoid.html

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        Blind to ____ / turn a blind eye to ____ / blinded by ignorance/bigotry/etc. / double-blind review Refers to Blind, low-vision, or sight-limited people. Often used as a metaphor. Consider instead: willfully ignorant, deliberately ignoring, turning their back on, overcome by prejudice, doubly anonymous, had every reason to know, feigned ignorance

        Those alternatives dont mean the same thing.

        Double Annoymous seems better

      • flashgnash@lemm.ee
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        That’s so dumb, I think you have to be going out of your way to get offended by the word crazy

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          dumb

          omg your ableims is amazingly strong i bet u also like genocide and domestic violence omg

      • TechnoBabble@lemmy.world
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        That page has to be satire… right?

        The whole “police your language, so there’s no chance anyone could ever be offended” idea is such an oppressive path to a more equal society.

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          I mean I hope so? One of the top offensive terms was wheelchair bound…

          • Sr Estegosaurio@lemmy.ml
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            Isn’t that just a fact? Like, I get why words such as “removed” should be avoided due to it being an insult et all, but wheelchair bound? English is a funny language so I might be missing something.

            • Liempong_pagong@lemmy.ml
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              They want to be called "wheeled individual " as being wheelchair bound denotes that they’re restricted /s

    • nekomusumeninaritai@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I suspect if you are trying to build an inclusive community but don’t have a lot of diversity already, the only thing you can really do to change the culture is to remind people to be considerate in the way they speak. And if most people who would be offended aren’t actually part of the community (but you would like them to feel welcome to join), then you might want some bot rather than a person to be the “narc” and remind people to be on their best behavior. So I guess if the mods are the only ones who want to be nice, then yes, it is a bit ridiculous because it will never work. Even if people change their language, they won’t be nice. But if most people want things to change, it could be a helpful way to both remind you to be inclusive and get the few people who would rather talk about how having to say bartender is censorship (without actually defending why they want to make a point of saying “barmen”) to realize that they either have to change the way they talk in that particular community or find a better fit.

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    They should have replied:

    0 rows changed. OK.

    Or:

    BOT.EXE: Command not found

    just to see if the other guy keeps trying.

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    someone tell the bot author about xkcd #327

    • R0cket_M00se@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure this exact XKCD was posted to Lemmy the other day and is most likely the reason this comment was made entirely.

      • Dog@lemm.ee
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        it’s a very very popular xkcd comic strip, much more in the programming community

        because it’s funny

        get it? funny

        i said a funny word (“funny”)

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    By the way, Barmen is a city in Germany, in context to the original post

    Original Post

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    How did the author know the poster was in his 40s? Or was it just a guess?

    • (っ◔◡◔)っ @lemmy.fmhy.ml
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      People like to creep through others’ post history to try and find a basis for ad hominem attacks when their comment or argument isn’t clever enough to stand on its own

    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Post history probably

    • hglman@lemmy.ml
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      Who else is making sql injection attack jokes?

  • nebula42@lemmy.world
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    Who tf even uses barmen I’ve never heard that before

    • Petri@lemmy.ml
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      Anyone that has a production postgres deployment. For backups.

    • XYZinferno@lemmy.world
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      Someone in this thread linked the original post, which was referring to a town called Barmen

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      Right, it’s clearly pubdudes

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    They should use parameterized queries, not sanitization.

  • HoornseBakfiets@feddit.nl
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    deleted by creator

  • _comfortablyAverage_@lemmy.ml
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    bruh this is the funniest shit I read today

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I love the profile icon.

  • down daemon@lemmy.ml
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    this was a joke from xkcd

    • Denaton@programming.dev
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      Yeah, it is a joke on xkcd and the joke is based on SQL injection, a type of database attack.

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    Don’t know why he’s so annoyed, maybe you didn’t throw his database, but still something happened, I’m pretty sure…

    • AggressivelyPassive@feddit.de
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      No, it’s just a pretty lame joke that got repeated like five million times.

      Unfortunately our community breeds an extremely self-referential, repetitive humour that can get quite annoying. Like that one guy pissing his pants laughing because 42 hahahaha.

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        We still have more jokes than anarchy chess, though

        • Sage the Lawyer@lemmy.world
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          Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

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          Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

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            Holy hell

            • wupasscat@lemmy.world
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              New table just dropped

      • gmtom@kbin.social
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        Haha little Bobby tables 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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          Igotthatreference.jpg

  • 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍@lemmy.ml
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    it’s just common joke, looks like dev got wooshed

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      I think dev is pointing out how poorly it was applied here; the whoosh is you.

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        We are all whooshed on this blessed day.

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          deleted by creator

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            I am all whooshed on this blessed day!

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    Lol worth a shot.'); DROP TABLE USERS; –

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      SELECT * FROM DUAL;

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    Nice! My mom used to do that.

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      do what? barmen?

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        No, bartenders.

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