The comments follow Trump's recent call for an end to Ayatollah Khamenei's rule in Iran

General Abolfazl Shekarchi, a spokesperson for Iran’s armed forces, delivered a severe threat: “Trump knows that if any hand of aggression is extended toward our leader, we not only cut that hand but also we will set fire to their world.”

  • curbstickle@anarchist.nexusEnglish
    4·
    6 months ago

    Listen, I don’t know how to fly a plane, but if we get all of them on one plane, I absolutely volunteer to be the pilot. I only need to handle the takeoff part and the parachuting part, so I figure it won’t take as long as most for me to pick up what I need.

    • halcyoncmdr@piefed.socialEnglish
      3·
      6 months ago

      Use the plane Qatar gave him. Plenty of space there. It apparently only has seats for about 90 despite the model being able to carry 400. They can use Ryanair-like seating… the floor.

      • curbstickle@anarchist.nexusEnglish
        3·
        6 months ago

        I’m totally willing to risk myself fucking up the parachuting part just to add some certainty to the desired “landing”.

        • halcyoncmdr@piefed.socialEnglish
          2·
          6 months ago

          Do it Saw-style. Give them each a parachute, that they have to pack themselves. They can make their own decision, and they have the means to solve it themselves of they choose.