Found on Pinterest. Now I’m drinking only Cola.
Hydro homies in shambles
I’ve heard that the subreddit has some racist origin (not just the “water n-words” former name)
Bro, how can it possibly have more racist origins than “water n words”
I wouldn’t know anything about that, I just got into it for the water memes.
I was scrolling the comments and initially read yours as “hydro zombies in shambles”
I mean, dehydrated zombies are just mummies, right?
Also BEWARE of dihydrogen monoxide. It’s in every cup of water that you drink no matter where you got the water from. It’s all over the world. Nobody is safe.
Don’t try to make it seem safer than it is. More telling name for Dihydrogen Monoxide is Hydroxic Acid.
Hydroxic Acid has Ph level of 7, which is highest of all acids. It easily damages metals like iron and even steel.
Furthermore, it can cause fire or even violent explosions in contact with alkali metals.
Under the influence of electricity, it will also produce highly explosive, odorless gas.STAY AWAY FROM HYDROXIC ACID!!!
It gets worse: it’s extremely addictive. Research has shown that habitual users who want to detox die within 48 hours unless they start consuming it again.
I hear, it’s so potent, you can dilute it all you want and it remains just as dangerous…
Hydroxic acid also kills thousands of people a year, either by inhalation or just ingesting too much of it
Coca Cola is known as a corrosive inhibitor
Am I missing something or is it literally just an acid and that’s how acids react with rust?
Correct.
It’s got orthophosphoric acid in it, it makes for a good cleaner of various surfaces and mechanisms
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Correct, but cleaner != corrosive inhibitor. If anything, it’s the opposite.
I drink water, water comes out. I drink soda, water comes out. It’s pretty obvious, my body don’t want the water.
I did this. I’m now prediabetic.
You’ll also be more likely to get gout. Fun chain of events, it is.
We should save our crops from the scourge of water and use coke there too. It’s what plants crave.
Yeah they need more electrolytes!
There actually is an area in Africa where they only drink coca cola because they don’t have clean drinking water
Lots of Mexico is in the same boat. Also coke is cheaper than baby formula so there are lots of babies mostly raised on it.
This is so cursed and sad.
My mom taught babies for a while in rural Pennsylvania and 90% of the babies got Mountain Dew put in their bottles all day every day. The water quality in that area is terrible, so nobody drank water. The only people that drank water around there were those who were wealthy enough to buy an absurd amount of gallon jugs. Jugged water was more expensive than soda around there, the last time I checked.
Iirc (From the book Chew on This), some Alaskans, especially the indigenous peoples get hooked on coke early, because that’s what comes in the planes that bring supplies.
That wouldn’t surprise me at all. God we are so fucked.
Capitalism is working as intended.
In this case it’s literally corruption. A few kilometers away, there is a coca cola bottling station which uses the area’s ground water.
Coca cola also sells bottled water in the area so they don’t lose anything even if they buy water.
Every American be like
Do your own research!
Curious why this wasn’t /lemmyshitpost instead?
Internet historians are going to fucking hate us
For the record, I’m a committed hydro-homie and do not endorse this message.
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Yes!!! So Mr. Banana sir, I request you some money to fill my whole house with coca cola 🥤 machines and remove water. And requesting you to decrease cola price.
Anyway, thanks for your awareness scheme. I am sure people believe this concept and implement cola as daily drinking liquid instead of water. (In other
parelleluniverse)Mr. Banana is busy right now. You know, going bananas and stuff … But he’ll gladly process your request asap. I already approved it!
While you wait, check out our new, live changing subscription for iCola:
You’ll never be exposed to the dangers of water again. Our new cola neural implants will allow you to create cola right out of your body fluids.
Instead of saliva, you’ll be drooling cola. Heck, you will even sweat cola.
Can you imagine the joy of sex in this scenario?
You won’t regret it. Even when you have cola tears run down your cheeks, you will always be enjoying a cola.
Water without air doesn’t cause corosion.
That’s wrong. Corrosion happens when iron comes in contact with oxygen.
There’s a lot of flat earth science going on in this meme
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