Did you know that smart chastity belts have been hacked in the past?
I wouldn’t be surprised if the same people who are now excited about this chip are the same people who believe in conspiracy theories like the government controlling their brains and chips in vaccines.
Did you know that the orange society have trick people’s to eat their pulpe to brainwash them? Orange pulpe are their seeds to control you! Eat banana, we contain pure natural energy that can detox you!
You mean you guys don’t constantly have music playing in your head anyway?
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A continuous never-ending note could be considered music if you wanted it to.
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Good thing I have getting used to it
Oh you definitely get used to it, you just randomly start hearing what you think is an old pay phone.
If I don’t constantly have music or podcasts playing I might be able to hear my inner demons.
I’m not even worried about hacking. I’d be more concerned about the “legitimate” mandatory advertising direct to your brain!
I’d be hacking the fucker myself to side load an ad blocker.
Elon Musk directly into your brain in 2030:
Hello all my neuralink users, I’d like to tell you all about why trans people are evil for making my wife leave me and my daughter hate billionaires. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends.
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The one that made me sad was the monkey that just sat with it’s face pressed into the floor because the chip had made its brain infected and it didn’t know how to deal with the pain, poor bastard.
Yes, and hackers have been rick rolling people over the internet for a while now.
It is possible by stimulating your “hearing nerv” in the same way happening when you actually hear something.
You know those hackers aren’t ever gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down either
I guess your brain implant will probably kill you before the end of your favourite playlist. Just like all those test animals.
Ads straight to your mind every 1 minute
Yup. Ads are a way for corporations to steal your life from you, 2-5 minutes at a time.
Bah, amateur. Ads are unreliable and fickle; why leave the effectiveness up to chance when you could just use the implant to create a compulsion to buy a Tesla?
The what now, chastity belts?
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Truthfully I can’t wait for Ghost in the Shell to become reality, but I sure as shit don’t want Musk and his bullshit to have any part in it.
He’s exactly the kind of disconnected super rich asshole to show up in a lot of cyberpunk.
Elon Musk directly into your brain in 2030:
Hello all my neuralink users, I’d like to tell you all about why trans people are evil for making my wife leave me and my daughter hate billionaires. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends.
There will be no escape
Your audio subscription expired. Please renew it to restore your ability to hear.
you can already stream music to your brain through your fucking ears
I read your words wrong so I thought you said that people had hacked smart chastity belts into the past, which is quite impressive
I need this in Cyberpunk 2077.
