Makes me wonder what stupid things yall have done? You all were kid too and others had to deal with your shit. Most of you are still stuck with kid mentality.
Ah yes ! We are still stuck with a kid mentality thats why even though my parents were impoverished when they gave birth to me and I myself am broke now I am being the childish one by not having kids to also suffer in poverty 😋👍🏿 Right? Riiight.
Theres a dozen other people here who will tell you the same thing I just told you. Are they also having abchildish mentality??
What about people who have the risk of transmitting a lifelong degenerative disease to their kids nd are choosong not to do so. Are they also childish mentality? My great grandfather, grandfather AND father have glaucoma…that means I probably have it too. Ive already started losing vision . You want my kid to go blind so that you can take care of him for me? Or what?
What about all the people here who avoided the pains, for the parent and the chid, of teenaged pregnancy ? They have a childish mentality too?
What about all the people here who dont want their kid to suffer through the effects of clomate change , effects that the IPPCC has confirmed lile twice will fuck over humanity to the poont of near extinction for the next 200 YEARS ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQYNtPl7V4&pp=ygUdbm8gd2Ugd29udCBmaXggY2xpbWF0ZSBjaGFuZ2U%3D) DO they also have a childish mentality?
What about the people here who know that they just arent fit to become a parent (aye if I became a parent all Im saying is I will not promise that that kid wont grow up to become as selfish and genocidal as trump. Im thouroughly an idiot so …I cant promise the kid wont be either with how dumb the lessons Ill teach them lol. So Im making the world a better place by just not having them) Do they also have a childish mentality?
Or what about those who are so insightful of themselves and others that they have just made a personal choice to just not have children. Theyve decided that through their self-consultation and meditation that theyve made the decisions tonjust not get knocked up all because everyone else they know is doing it . They are so insightful that they see what others are doing and they see what type of person they are and theyve decided to follow their own small, unbeaten peaceuful patth despite he fact that everyone they know is following the same path. Are these isightful people ALSO of a childish mentality?
I was a kid once and I did stupid shit. That’s how I know what kids are capable of and how hard it is to teach them to respect other peoples property and where boundaries lay. Bless my parents for dealing with me, but I know I’m not the same kind of patient, so I’d rather be kid free.
Imo, its better to not have kids if you aren’t gonna invest all your time and completely devote yourself to them. I ain’t doing that and I’ll be better for it and you will too, because my kid isn’t gonna go piss in your humidifier.
You could put half an apple in every corner instead of the contraption.
Explain?
I think the joke is thhat somme people’s piss smells surprisingly like apple juice . SO a substitute for what this idiot kid did is to take half of an apple and place them iinside each corner of the house. That way you can substitute the piss everywhere by letting the apple halves rots and apple halves makes the house also smell like apple juice? If thats what theyre talking about ? then lol
If not? Im not entirely sure.
good way to get gnats
I like when I’m talking to people and they don’t know I’m gay and will act like I could get an accidental kid somehow. Then I get to burst their bubble. Like it aint happening. And even if somehow i got gay pregnant I’d abort it.
Gaygnant.
“Introducing Aboyrtion©™™ for all you gay males who somehow impossibly get Gaynant”
If that were even remotely possible… the birth process would be somewhat of a nightmarish “watermelon through a straw” type scenario
Depending on what kind of humidifier it is, it’s just distilling the piss for you. If it’s the ultrasonic type, then yes, it’s blowing atomized piss around.
I think the concerning part is the ammonia, which still would remain after that process, right?
Yeah you’d end up with urea which eventually decomposes into various other forms of ammonia.
I hear that if you have kids you’re forced to have Facebook.
It’s so true. And you also have to use your a wedding photo as your profile pic. Bonus points if you share the account with your spouse.
Do people still create social media accounts for their babies and load it up with photos
Lunatics
No but all the parents I know use it to talk to their kids’ classmates’ parents, get school updates, etc.
This sort of thing is crazy dated. Feels more like a reminder to go Zuckerberg Free.
Should put birth control in the humidifier.
But hindsight is how they got pergnate.
Best I can do is microplastics in the water supply
Early in the morning once my two kids got their diapers off and proceeded to use the contents to fingerpaint the entire room. Floor, drapes, toys, the beds, the walls. Each other. They even managed to get some on the window and curtains.
A shitty day was had by all that Saturday.
A shitty day was had by all that Saturday.
Did you mean Shaturday?
Probably want to turn that off…
Time to feed them the 1 day blinding stew
Tape a video with them “You pissed in the humidifier, so you owe me a deep cleaning of the bathroom” and play it on their 18th birthday.
If thats your solution, you should not get children.
Vasectomy goes: silence
