I came here to help lepers and kick ass, looks like I’m all out of lepers.

It’s missing a rainbow. Preferably coming out of the unicorn’s ass.

Is this the one where Good and Evil American natives fight for a pair of golden plates you can only read from inside a hat?

Wow, so this is what the Mormon Jesus was doing in the three days he visited America.

Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!" I looked, and behold, there was a pink horse. The one riding on it had two guns, and laser eyes were given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.

This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser beam eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.

I’m sorry, is this the new cover for the Book of Mormon?

He’s not cruci-fucking around!

OK but WINGS on the unicorn? As if anybody would believe a holy man rides a flying horse.

If it wasn’t for the hand holding the book I’d think this was slop going by the ammmo belts…

Its fantastic either way, though

Amen.

The Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo sequel is much better than the original. Jesus smites the fuck out of non-believers!!🤘