• wizzor@sopuli.xyz
    11·
    3 months ago

    I mean, most of that is good advice.

    I wouldn’t be comfortable with a gun under my pillow but…

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
      1·
      3 months ago

      Realistically it just needs to be readily available, the pillow thing is for very silly people (back sleepers)

      If they’re already in the bedroom when you get woken up it’s probably too late.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
    144·
    3 months ago

    Those are horrible tips

    I’ve in fear! Never trust anyone! Lock yourself in! Arm yourself!

    All great tips to become a paranoid reclusive who votes Republican