But you can always trust men who like big butts for they cannot lie.
I feel attacked.
If men don’t have hips, where do their legs attach to?
The penis, thats why we hunch down when kicked there, structural weakpoint
We’re actually just octopodes in skin suits, each of my legs is just a leather bag controlled by a couple of tentacles
Have you never seen a woman wear a belt??
They wear a belt because their hips aren’t where they want them to be.
We have hips but still need a belt because men’s pants aren’t built to hug the hips because women would get jealous of how much better our asses naturally are with no effort on our part :3
Shakira’s next hit single “Guts Don’t Help” about to drop
I wear belts for the aesthetics. My pants fit fine without them.
You’re thinking of suspenders to where a belt has to have hips to sit on.
Not true, girls are always the ones lying through their tit.
