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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus
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    winning the lottery is always a curse

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      Only if you’re unable to keep your mouth shut.

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        Some lotteries you have to make your name public to claim it, for advertising and publicity.

        • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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          This is also to ensure it’s not just the lottery official’s second cousin who’s always winning it.

          • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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            Eh, that falls under publicity, but yeah, keeps people honest.

          • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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            I don’t see why that would require public anything.

        • kn33@lemmy.world
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          Create an LLC. Sell the lottery ticket to the LLC for $5. Send a lawyer as a representative of the LLC to claim the winnings.

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            Who has money for that? Do you think I won the lottery or something?!

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              If you won the lottery I imagine you’d be able to hire a lawyer to sort that out and agree payment terms that say transfer of cash happens after winnings have been collected.

              • Klear@quokk.au
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                It was a joke.

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                  Who has the mood for that? You think I am happy or something?

                  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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                    (shakes Klear’s hand): thank you for falling for the set-up.

                    (shakes username_1’s hand): and thank you for the delivering the punchline.

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            AFAICT you cannot do that. I recall someone trying to do that to give a bunch of money charitably, the lottery refused.

            If people could do that it would change taxation and hinder the State/Government’s ability to get those taxes. Or doing things like giving all the money to your brother’s charity or something and avoiding taxes. Obviously they are very much against that.

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              Trusts get taxed too

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          Sometimes you can get a lawyer to help you claim it in a legally anonymous way. It’s worth making the phone call.

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      Dealing with people is always a curse…

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I won once, but it was only 11€35.

      Wait a second, I did stub my toe the day after that, you might be onto something…

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