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InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 13 days ago

"Do any other straight guy's straight porn addiction lead them to having gay sex that you regret after?"

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"Do any other straight guy's straight porn addiction lead them to having gay sex that you regret after?"

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InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • MattEagle [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    bi men are so wild

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Straightest Reddit user

  • nothx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “Porn made me gay” is a wild take.

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    This should be a whole community.

    “I want to meet straight woman in local public spaces to form heterosexual relationships with them. On the way to those spaces, sometimes I get so excited about kissing a woman and liking it that I just trip on my untied shoelaces and fall mouth first onto men’s erect gay penises? I HATE confrontation, so as I’m already there, I just finish the job so the person doesn’t get upset. Is this happening to anyone else?”

    “Is there a way to play pickleball, as an EXTREMELY straight man, without inevitably having sex with all the men right on the court Every. Single. Time? I just wanted a healthy hobby so I could exercise and attract more non-gay women for handjobs, breast holding and more. Other straight dudes, what have you done in the past when this has happened to you?”

    “I’m big on two things; water preservation and NOT being gay. Obviously those things might conflict when you realize you have to ask your two male roommates to start showering with you as a third, straight male. The most efficient use of the water is obviously if we all stand under the one steam together, backs to fronts in a circle? How would you do this in the straightest way?”

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Anon was horny

  • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    Nick Mullen claims another one.

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    It’s ok to be a gay crossdresser

    • Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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      crossdressers are not necessarily gay

      • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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        They are when they start servicing men.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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          It’s not gay to have sex with men if you’re just doing it to get off.

          • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world
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            Yeah what ever happened to bros before hoes? Ain’t nothing gay with a bro helping another bro out smh

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            I’d have thought that was the only reason to have sex with someone unless you’re tryna have kids.

  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    🥚 🐣

    • InterestingUsername@lemmy.mlOP
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      what does that mean?

      • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        egg

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Look, it happens to everyone. Nothing to worry about

  • Matty Roses@lemmy.today
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    It’s cool bro, just say no homo then it’s just 2 straight guys making sweet sweet love, nothing gay about that. One bro helping out another.

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