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It would be worth it to watch the missile hit, and then a cloud of bats gets sucked out of the fuselage
Hey, now, bats are super important for the environment and do a lot of good. He would burst into a cloud of human feces or something.
We are Dracula Shitbomb
With our title track: cloud of human feces
Cmon, excrement is an important part of the carbon cycle /s
This guy has some serious Hitler vibes. It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if he tried to take over after Trump somehow.
Some have speculated he’s running the show behind the scenes while Trump is the hypeman for the MAGA third of the country.
I doubt that is speculation as much as it is gossip which is likely truth. The Grand Old Pedifiles have a long history of running the country from the shadows. James Baker and Dick Cheney are prime examples.
Someone has to be running things and it’s definitely not gonna be the perennially incurious guy deep into late-stage dementia.
isnt he jewish, which would make it funnier.
He is. His own family despises him.
Does Möbbels travel everywhere with Shitler?
I’m surprised Wormtongue ever leaves his side.
Who else is on diaper duty?
/ other angle: “TRUMP DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HIS JEWISH EMPLOYEES!!! IS HE AN ANTI-ZIONIST??!”
If that decoy plane had been blown up by an Iranian missile it would have been the funniest punch line of all time.
I feel like about half the time Trump’s choices are driven by his childlike impulses of spite and self-aggrandizement.
But then the other half are sort of made on a coin toss so he can forget about the choice and get back to shitposting and self-aggrandizement.
So really, about 1/4 of Trumps choices are halfway decent based on chance alone.
oh how i wish miller’s “time would come” -_- in a very specific way
Iranians had rumored asshole seeking middle technology.
