“Pray that we do not alter it further”
“I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.”
The Mormon missionaries can finally poop with the door closed! Hooray!
I always thought that was an interesting tidbit as I was growing up Mormon. This god guy is all seeing and powerful, but those feisty doors are impeding him from seeing me masturbate in the bathroom?
Yep, let’s just add that inconsistency to the list: #1024748293747292 - god can’t see through bathroom doors
Shitting should be a social experience.
I like to make eye contact with my neighbor as I’m pooping in his garden.
It was a social thing for Romans.
Including a communal sponge for wiping.
Pass the bum sponge, please
We care about your privacy. So we need your consent to share your data with our 1046 partners.
After millions of years, it’s nice to see the sport growing and evolving.
Meanwhile an overwhelming majority of bathroom goers are like, “whatever, I’ve got nothing to hide”
Okay, the funny thing about this one is, not that I agree with breaches of privacy; I really didn’t give a flying fuck if the male or female nurse saw me taking a shit or piss after surgery. The only thing I have to hide is how much I don’t give a shit about most things.
I’ve got nothing to hide
pulls out my phone and starts recording them ‘oh, finally some fresh scat content, this is going straight to pornhub’
then literally shitting themselves trying to backpedal their words
its the eye contact that gets me
make the toilets face each other.
Not very accurate, glass implies transparency by design. In reality we are dealing with cardboard that everyone can punch a hole. And a camera right inside each toilet bowl waving back at you.
